Tales Of The Macabre.

  Well, here we are again. Another new year, another horror video game adaptation that fails to respect the source material, leaving fans disappointed. Return to Silent Hill follows the tragic life of James Sunderland as he descends into madness over the loss of his girlfriend, Mary. In what should have been a simple tale about grief, loss, and forgiveness, the film seems more interested in cheap copy-and-pasting from the games than in crafting a story that works as a film and a tribute to Konami's beloved franchise.  It's really a miracle how many times studios can get this wrong. It's not a problem having a low budget; it's about filmmakers making creative choices that inspire confidence. Sadly, Return To Silent Hill feels like a missed chance, leaving fans feeling disappointed once again. 2/10.

 There have always been dark forces that sought to harm God's children. They have gone by many names. Fear, Horror, Death, and the desire to forsake our oath and duty to the light in favor of the blinding taste of selfishness. Although these forces claim numerous victims to feed upon, not all are meant to perish in the flames of Hell. Abandoned before his birth, a reanimated corpse has lived out an existence that mirrors our sacred gift of life, as rage neuters his pain to become a monster and fulfill a desire to slaughter those who carved out his wrongful suffering. When an unexpected warmth reached out to his undead heart after he stopped a troubled living female from taking her own life, this breathing corpse was granted a choice: to either submit to the darkness or stand up against the cruel beast that torments this suffering dove... In an age of rehashes and hollow continuations, I've always wanted a crossover that wasn't focused on fan service or meta irony, but rathe...

 Click...Clock... Time is merely an illusion, a playground for our shortcomings or sins to drag us down into the nothingness that awaits all entitled insects!!! On A cold, foggy day, an overly confident jock and his highly emotional ex found themselves as the unwilling target for the sadistic eyes of an aspiring killer who has rather strong opinions on how his beloved icons are being reintroduced for the modern era. After having an unexpected change, I've decided to scrap the short, She'd Dead, But Affectionate, for something a little more interesting. Inspired by the off-the-wall insanity of Monty Python, this new tale, titled It's A Theory, will serve as the template to mock and poke fun at the entire Horror genre. From the eerie atmosphere of Universal Classic Monsters, the gothic blood of Hammer, the randomness of the 80s slasher, to the tropes of our modern standards, like Stranger Things, this story will be a fresh take on a Monster Mash, designed to amuse fans who en...