It's A Theory: Teaser.


 Click...Clock... Time is merely an illusion, a playground for our shortcomings or sins to drag us down into the nothingness that awaits all entitled insects!!!

On A cold, foggy day, an overly confident jock and his highly emotional ex found themselves as the unwilling target for the sadistic eyes of an aspiring killer who has rather strong opinions on how his beloved icons are being reintroduced for the modern era.

After having an unexpected change, I've decided to scrap the short, She'd Dead, But Affectionate, for something a little more interesting. Inspired by the off-the-wall insanity of Monty Python, this new tale, titled It's A Theory, will serve as the template to mock and poke fun at the entire Horror genre. From the eerie atmosphere of Universal Classic Monsters, the gothic blood of Hammer, the randomness of the 80s slasher, to the tropes of our modern standards, like Stranger Things, this story will be a fresh take on a Monster Mash, designed to amuse fans who enjoy genre parody and creative storytelling.

I'll be posting the first part in April, along with the background of the teenage trio and the monsters who will appear in the story.

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